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Zombie Apocalypse

Postby MojaveMike » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:43 am

Zombie Apocalypse :crazy:
The CDC actually made an official announcement stating that there is no zombie apocalypse. Now that's just plain crazy!!!!
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Postby MRGREEN » Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:17 pm

Zombie Apocalypse: Are bath salts to blame?
Who knew that there might be a connection between bath salts and cannibalism?!! :dead:
The heading “Zombie Apocalypse” is proving handy. Before, these were isolated crime-page incidents that didn’t float to the scummy top of the news. But now we have a whole category for Horrific Inhuman Crimes: File them under zombie. The most startling part of this story is that in a given week, there is apparently no shortage of news about people dismembering one another. In response to the attacks, the Senate has taken action: It has banned bath salts. Even by the time you explained that bath salts are a form of synthetic cocaine that can produce paranoia and hallucinations — or a set of “amphetamine-like chemicals” that give you the strength of 16 men...

LINK: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/post/zombie-apocalypse-are-bath-salts-to-blame/2012/06/07/gJQAsYL3LV_blog.html
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Postby cactuspete » Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:18 am

Bath Salts, Naked Zombie Cannibals & Stupid Senators
Providing a little perspective on this out-of-control sensationalistic story gone bonkers! :crazy2:
So instead of banning bath salts, how about enforcing the existing ban on zombie cannibalism? And if we can't do that, can we at least ban opportunistic, incompetent legislators?

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Postby surfsteve » Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:21 pm

I remember hearing a story about kids in a half way house that didn't have any thing to get them high so they were holding their breath. Turned out they got in trouble for doing that.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Postby surfsteve » Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:17 pm

I noticed the FKN news had a pretty good take on zombies this week.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Postby desertrat » Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:24 am

Miami Zombie Attack Prank! :crazy2:
Believe it or not this video has over NINE MILLION VIEWS in just barely over a week!
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Postby surfsteve » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:16 am

Here is a behind the scenes look at the movie. Turns out that after reviewing the tape that someone actually pulled a gun on him and nobody even knew at the time.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Postby desertrat » Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:22 am

Kids Teach Anti-Drug Mascot About Bath Salts
Kids usually know more than they're given credit for...
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Postby cactuspete » Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:01 am

Bath Salts Attack (With Shovel) :dizzy:
He drank a soda spiked with bath salts, or so the story goes...
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Postby BallaratBob » Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:57 am

Miami 'Zombie' Not On Bath Salts
Cannibals? Zombies? Bath salts?
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Postby BallaratBob » Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:25 pm

'Bath Salts' Causing 'Excited Delirium'?
This is about the dumbest thing I've ever heard of! :smack:
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Postby desertrat » Sun Sep 02, 2012 8:38 am

Zombie Apocalypse List Of Attacks in 2012, Real Or Just Covered More?
I don't think anyone ever actually believed there was a zombie apocalypse. The zombie apocalypse thing was just a humorous way of accounting for a rash of bizarre stories involving zombie-like behavior. Then again, maybe the folks at Fox News took the joke seriously. It sometimes seems that they fail to pick up on humorous intent for some reason. Maybe a zombie ate their brains!
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But what has our every-day zombie conspirators in an uproar are the strange events that happened before, and after, this incident. Separately these incidents have no relevant pattern or meaning, but strung together they create the Zombie Apocalypse Theory. This Zombie Apocalypse list of attacks is still growing for 2012...

LINK: http://z6mag.com/featured/zombie-apocalypse-list-of-attacks-in-2012-real-or-just-covered-more-1612871.html
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