JOKES: One-Liners

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JOKES: One-Liners

Postby Anonymizer » Sun May 29, 2011 5:19 pm

What do you get when you cross a policeman with a skunk?
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ANSWER: law and odor
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PLEASE KEEP THEM SHORT AND CLEAN!
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Re: JOKES: One-Liners

Postby MojaveMike » Mon May 30, 2011 11:28 am

How does a farmer know how many cows he has?
:chill:
3
2
1
--> He uses a cow-culator!
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Re: JOKES: One-Liners

Postby panamint_patty » Tue May 31, 2011 7:30 pm

What has three feet, but can't walk?
:bubble:
:king:
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A yard stick!
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Re: JOKES: One-Liners

Postby desertrat » Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:37 am

Where do polar bears keep their money?
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In a snowbank!
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Re: JOKES: One-Liners

Postby MojaveMike » Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:40 am

An Australian television presenter tried to crack a joke with the Dalai Lama on Wednesday - and fell flat on his face.
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Re: JOKES: One-Liners

Postby cactuspete » Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:42 am

GO THE F**K TO SLEEP!
It's a parody of a children's bedtime story and it's a best seller with an audio version read by Samuel L. Jackson.
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Re: JOKES: One-Liners

Postby MRGREEN » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:16 pm

RAPTOR EATS CHEERLEADER!!!
One gulp and she was gone!!! I wonder what was going on inside that costume!!!
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Re: JOKES: One-Liners

Postby HAND » Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:24 pm

What's bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
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a carrot
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Re: JOKES: One-Liners

Postby shadylady » Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:37 am

Obama Impersonator Misfires at GOP Forum
Some lame jokes and a couple worth a chuckle or two. :bubble:
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Re: JOKES: One-Liners

Postby desertrat » Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:50 am

Anderson Cooper Laughs Uncontrollably At Poop Joke!
Tons of puns and Cooper losses it for a bit, but then he pulls himself back together. He couldn't handle all the potty humor!
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Re: JOKES: One-Liners

Postby bobert » Tue Nov 29, 2011 5:50 pm

Tight End 2 Wide Receiver Joke :laughingx2:
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Re: JOKES: One-Liners

Postby desertrat » Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:43 am

Have you heard the joke about the jump rope?
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Nevermind. Let's just skip it.
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