JOKES: One-Liners

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Re: JOKES: One-Liners

Postby desertrat » Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:46 am

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?
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The pygmy tribe is a bunch of cunning runts!
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Re: JOKES: One-Liners

Postby cactusoid » Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:53 pm

Why did the tomato turn red?
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Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Re: JOKES: One-Liners

Postby desertrat » Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:14 pm

Jeff Foxworthy parody joke:
If your favorite kind of firework is FIRING people at WORK, then you might be a ROMNEY!!!
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Re: JOKES: One-Liners

Postby James Sel » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:50 pm

A moderate, a liberal, and a conservative walk in to the bar.the bar tender says ."hello Mitt"

Hmmm hope I didn't already tell this on here. or worst i might have learned that joke here. don't remember
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Re: JOKES: One-Liners

Postby desertrat » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:00 am

I used to have a job crushing cans...
It was soda pressing!!! (So depressing!)
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Re: JOKES: One-Liners

Postby James Sel » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:50 pm

desertrat wrote:I used to have a job crushing cans...
It was soda pressing!!! (So depressing!)
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You needed more 7even-up
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Re: JOKES: One-Liners

Postby cactusoid » Sun Aug 12, 2012 7:33 pm

Can a match box?
No, but a tin can!
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