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2017:
Flowers Yet To Come
Anti-Valentine's Day
Milk
Easter Candy
Polliwogs
Something Tasty
Mountain Flower Fantasy
Keep It Short and Share
Cartoon Animals
Nasty Weather
Liars Hall of Fame
Pi Song 2017
Desert Donkeys
Glue
Be Afraid This Summer!
Relentless H2O
Somewhat Incoherent
Bird Turd Song
Stand The Pain
Cookies
No Friend of Mine
Flower Parts
Flowers in the Desert
Chocolate Bunny Melting
Seven Deadly SENS
Tricky Words
Insatiable
Chewing Gum
2016:
Fortune Cookie
Zombie Love
Slice of PI
Hoses
Rosy Boa 2016
Summer Can Be Dangerous
Haters Gonna Say It's Fake
Kittens At Play
Cute Little Bird
False Alarm
The Return of Carlos Danger
Pennies
Inquiring Minds
The Desert
Hypercube
Turkey Vulture
Mirror Words
Summer Solstice
What's Inside?
Assorted Nuts
Apples
Spooks
Praying Mantis
Evil Elf
Bologna Two
Consider it a Challenge
Space Field Trip
Leaves
Hunk of Liver
Washing Day
The Center of the Middle
Очи Чёрные (Dark Eyes)
Mountain Hike
Write-In Candidate
Family Food Fight Day!
The Fake News
2015:
Bucket List
Terrible Aim
Delicious Duckies
Rocks
Janitor
Plant Hunters
Going Tubeless
Clouds
Lice Live In Your Hair
Playing With Your Food
Morris Was A Morsel
Just Hanging Around
Geese
Refrigerator
The Pirate Code
Wiggle
Bad Little Bunny
Sizzle
Moth Balls
Dirty Socks
Sultry Temptress
Death Ducky
Dental Floss
Teddy (Ransom Required)
Contagious
Rainbow
Incoherently
Awesome Roots
Carrot Juice
Iron Cross Blister Beetle
Ariana Grande
Bugs Are Destructive
Needleman-Wunsch Demo
Tarantula 2015 (Fuzzy Legs)
Shoes Have Soles
Bologna One
2014:
Witnesses
Everybody Hates You
Sister Margaret Mary
Dead Bunny
Happy Mother's Day
Fully Hydrated
Spikes From Hell
Identify That Song (Volume One)
Trampoline
Dirty Ducky
Panamint City
Cat God
Drone Wars
Constipation
КОШКА
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Spring Has Sprung
Little Foam Darts
Wet Wasp
Cooler Power
Onion Farm
Sunday Stroll
Squash
Duck Hunters Ruined Christmas
Dirty Duck Hunters
Burrito
Don't Mess With Putin
Forest of Palms
Interventions
Hungry Serpent
Flower Talk
Share and Share Alike
The Life of a Toilet
Imitation Compounds
Thanksgiving Food Fight
Hibernation
2013:
Resolutions
What Does It Take?
Desperate
Fatt Matt
Rusty Metal
Happy Flowers
Rigamortis
Cowzzz!
This
The Devil's Claw
Desert Town
Fart Goggles
Frisky Horse
Dirty Birds
Anger Issues
Evil Bunny
Pillow Lullaby
Hotter
Rusky Ed Update
Skeeters
The Hungry Snake
The Pelosi Monster
Peas!
Shoes
Genetically Enhanced Organisms
Russian Cosmonaut
Food
Tools
Gosh Darn Bugs
Official Channel Trailer
Dumbest Song Ever
Carlos Danger
Pie (In The Name of Lard)
Halloween (What Do You Want To Be?)
No Gifts
Bug Bomb
2012:
New Year's Dove
Faces on the Boulders
Time Shifting
Pitch A Tent
Salad Ballad
Drunk Mormons
Melodramatic Chipmunk
Pictures of Flowers
Stupid Dawg
Hiking Ducks
Raven Food
Fat Santa
Hot Wads of Cheese
The Sweetest Fudge
Sand Dune
Dino Girl
Yuccas!
Petroglyphs or Graffiti
Funny Pictures
Tale of the Turtle
The Romney Song
The Art of Fart
Rosy Boa 2012
Tube Envy
Evil Doves
A Game Involving Roaches
Sausage
Bushes! Trees!
Paper Towels
Zombie Candidates
Pink Elephant Heads
Rusky Ed
Subscription Song
Tarantula 2012
Funny
Designer Trees Two
2011:
Ballz
Hannah Banana
Leave JB Alone!
Blackturtle Teeshirt
Flax Seed Paste
A Snail's Life
I Saw A Deer
Counting Sheep
Snake in a Tree
Scenic Views
Evil Ground Squirrels
Holiday Nanobots
White Stuff
VD Song
Blackturtle Show
Horny Toad
Barbers
Psychedelic Mining Relic
Mr. Penguin
Cup of Tea
Bureaucrats
All Kinds of Books
Turtle Clips
Vlogging's Hard
Donkey Ass
Flying
Kill Bugs
Mustard is the Enemy
Trip To Georgia
The Wiener Dance
Used Toilet Paper Tubes
Black Widow
The Rolling T-Shirt
Mad Hog Disease
Turkey Protest
Campfire Songs
2010:
Lake Baikal
Legalize and Tax Marijuana
Hang Out with Asses!
PREZ
Flower Power
Rosy Boa
Evil Willie
Tarantula Instrumental
Lemons
Nature Trail
Vacuum Song
Kill the Cat
Holiday Inflatables
Fancy Restaurant
Legalize the Weed!
Evil Animals
Ugly Shirt
Featured
Dancing Fingers
Spork
Pipistrelle
Random Plants
Terrible Tarantula
Sweet Pig
Designer Trees One
Open Source
Shameless (Book Song)
9000 Penguins
Pencil
Butt Song
Nectar of the Gods
Mr. Legs
Scorpion!
Pumpkin Guts
Daypack Song
T-Day Cat
Alien Aerobics
2009:
Gosh Darn Cat
Fresh Brownies
Toilet Paper Rolls
Door Song
Penguin Therapy
Potted Plant Song
Digestion
I Kill Spiders
Toast
Watermelon Steak
Onions
Weird Stuff
Chicken Crazy Cat
Trapezium
Used Toilet Roll Tubes
The Boy w/ Hole Through Head
Tarantula 2009
Tarantula 2008
Tarantula 2006
Tarantula 2005
Brussel Sprouts and Broccoli
Subscription Song
Office Space
Washing Vehicles
Kitty Kat
Plant Hunter
Haircut
SD Card
Raw Meat
Stupid Perl Trick
Tarantula!
Stuffed Toy Penguins
Shake That Donkey
Wires
Plant Freak Song
Snakey Snake
Little Kitty
Slither
Damage
Slacker G2
Bees
Gotta Lotta Shoes
Vicious Donkeys
Colorful Turtle
Politicians
Crusty Tortoise
Lice Cream
Read a Book
Top blackturtleus Videos:
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Sexy Governor
Scary Bear
Cosmonaut
Teddy
Sister Margaret Mary
The Bush Legacy
Travis and Jonathan
The Truth Does Not Exist
Attack of the Shoes
Songs for Future Videos:
Enthusiasm
Apples
Jesus Saves
The Forest Story
Protected
Spank
Instant Truth (Dirty Little Liars)
Dead Bunny
Sweet Cow 'o Mine
КОШКА
YouTube Celebrity Songs:
Vlogging is Hard
Charlie's Family (Used by Nalts!)
Heinz Lice Cure
Toad Kisser
Katie's Opinion
Super Ed
Fred's a Tree!
Fred's Mom is Fat!
Don't Swim
Montana
The songs and vidoes on this page are just something I do to amuse myself. The production quality is pretty low. It's best to think of them of quick song or video sketches, sort of like song or video demos. Many people don't share my sense of humor. That's to be expected, but most people recognize that we all have the right to express ourselves. So, if you are in some way offended, just don't watch or listen!
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