By now you probably noticed that your Teddy Bear's gone
And I know how much you miss him and that you're so fond
Of the stuffed little creature that your puppy peed on
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You know I wanna help you get your Teddy Bear back
But there's one little hitch that might raise a little flack
You see I need money, a really big stack
Ransom required

And if you don't pay by tomorrow at five
You'll never see Teddy again alive
I know you'll do the right thing or Teddy will die
Ransom required