By now you probably noticed that your Teddy Bear's gone
And I know how much you miss him and that you're so fond
Of the stuffed little creature that your puppy peed on
Ransom required

You know I wanna help you get your Teddy Bear back
But there's one little hitch that might raise a little flack
You see I need money, a really big stack
Ransom required

And if you don't pay by tomorrow at five
You'll never see Teddy again alive
I know you'll do the right thing or Teddy will die
Ransom required

Most people enjoy the humor of this song, but every now and then a dim bulb comes along and gets a little critical. The video could be a lot better. I just strung together a bunch of clips from various videos. It would be much better to reshoot this with actual people and their precious Teddy Bears!

Teddy Video