Stupid Dog
Lyrics:

I think my dog is brain dead
At least, I'm pretty sure
My dog is plain retarded
And I don't think there's a cure

My dog is so stupid
He barks all night and sleeps all day
My dog is so stupid
He pooped on the rug just the other day

I think my dog is brain dead
I know my dog is brain dead

My dog is so stupid
He barks all night and sleeps all day
My dog is so stupid
I left the gate open, he won't run away


NOTES:

There are a lot of things that could be done with this song in a video. A collection of stupid dog tricks might work, but it would be funnier to have a collection of clutsy things that dogs do. Dogs make messes. Dogs fall off things. Dogs make people mad. The trick would be to capture these magic moments and put them together into a video. Another approach might be to have a kid with a dog go through their repetoire of tricks and typical behaviors. A video that focuses on a single dog would be preferable, but the personality of the dog would have to be strong and be readily apparent in the video.

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