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Well, he drank it by the gallon, he guzzled it like beer
An elixor of the gods he'd say, "Is what we got right here"
The more elixor that he drank, the more he wanted more
Eventually he forgot why he drank it for
Physically transformed to a blob five times my size
Obviously he needed help, but he never realized
The elixor that he drank was his reason to exist
A servant to the bottle and unable to resist
With no idea why he did it for
All he knew is that he wanted more

Swollen up and bloated like a strange gigantic peach
The feeding tube shoved down his throat made it kinda hard to speak
But providing that he had the elixor that he desired
Any inconvenience was like boulders to a fire
Eventually he reached the size of a small state
And the ground upon which he stood shook and sagged beneath his weight
Frightly fully enormous and not just simply fat
People screamed and panicked whereever he was at
With no idea why he did it for
All he knew is that he wanted more

The people of the nation were angry and outraged
Our leaders sprang to action, but all of it was staged
Not the army, not the navy, but the media were called
This problem of perception was a movement to be stalled
The people were convinced that they had to tolerate
And put aside their prejudice against the over-weight
After all it's best if we all learn to ignore
The white elephant in the room doesn't really snore
With no idea why he did it for
All he knew is that he wanted more


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