Vlog in a hat or vlog in the nude
Either way try to be slightly rude
Vlog while you have a mouth full of food
And if possible protrude
It's not that easy
In fact it's kind of hard
It's time you realize
Vlogging's hard - oh so hard!
Vlog with your cat, vlog with your dog
If you like to travel, you can vlog in Prague
You might even try to vlog while you jog
But don't drive and vlog!