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The Toobin Snake Boogie

      Zoom malfunctions have become part of modern life. There are lots of ways which people embarrass themselves while on Zoom calls (or on other video conferencing platforms such as Google Meet or Skype). Sometimes these events can be mildly cringey in nature and other times they can be catastrophic and have serious long-lasting effects, both psychological and financial. No one is exempt or immune from these possibly traumatic malfunctions, except those who do not use any kind of video conferencing platform. Students have embarrassed themselves in front of their peers. Teachers have made themselves look stupid for the world to see. And perhaps, most notably, Jeffrey Toobin managed to make himself look like a total fool by.... well, the story is so outlandish that it's hard to believe! Some of these problems can be solved by something as simple as a small piece of tape. Simply place it over the camera hole on your computer.

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Lyrics:

There was this guy at CNN
He like to play with his little friend
He like to boogie
He do the Toobin snake boogie
Well, boogie woogie baby
Boogie woogie all night long

Well Toobin's got no brains at all
He forgot he was on a zoom call
He like to boogie
He do the Toobin snake boogie
Well, boogie woogie baby
Boogie woogie all night long

Much, much worse than awkward
Much, much worse than cringe
It's hard to even think that thought
Ya know it's gonna make you twinge
If you get the urge to scratch that itch
Don't forget to hit the toggle switch!


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