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      Although the word that THIS song is about is included in the list of the seven dirty words that you can never say on television, it is, nevertheless, one of the most frequently used words in the English language. It's also an incredibly versatile word. It has an amazing range of meanings and it gets used in a large number of colorful expressions. There are those who frown upon the use of THIS word, and it certainly is the case that there are situations in which THIS word should not be used, but it cannot be denied that THIS word is used by the vast majority of people with a frequency greater than the rate that they actually expel the noun that THIS refers to from their bodies. Although just a sequence of letters, just like any other word, THIS word has earned a spot of special significance in the English language.




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Lyrics:

Rearrange the letters in this
The implications are hard to resist
This is such a versatile word
It's not just a synonym for turd

This happens all the time
You're so full of this!
Eat this and then go die!
This, this, this, this, this!

This song is so nasty and so wrong
This won't hurt and this won't last for long
You must have this for a brain!
Now we're gonna flush this down the drain

You look just like this
You smell just like this
You are so darn full of this
This, this, this, this, this!

This can be so hard
This can show up in your yard
This can come in smooth or chunky
This can come from a human, mule, or monkey

This happens all the time
You're so full of this!
Eat this and then go die!
This, this, this, this, this!

You shovel this into a stinky pile
The smell of this ain't gonna make you smile
You're making this when you go to the can
You'd better duck when this hits the fan


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