You can call her this or call her that
But there's no denying that she's fat
To put it bluntly, "She's a swine!"

Some will say she's an ugly sow
Or that she's fatter than a cow
But in any case, she's still mine

Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Sweet pig o' mine
Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Sweet pig o' mine

Yeah, it's true, she eats a lot
She'll eat just about anything you got
And she'll clean her bowl so well, she'll make it shine

Lots of lipstick and a wig
No matter what she's still a pig
But to me, that's just fine

Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Sweet pig o' mine
Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Sweet pig o' mine