You suck like nothing's sucked before
No one knows why you suck for
But suck you must and suck you will
You sucked back then and you suck still
It's you! You suck the most!
My vacuum doesn't come close!
You suck worse than the pump they crank
To empty out a septic tank
You might have a million bucks
But everything you do still sucks
You suck so bad, you suck all day
And we all wish you'd go away
You suck a lot and you suck often
You'll probably still suck in the coffin