Penguins march around my house
They try to make me swear
They plot and plan and scheme
And then they steal my underwear
Stuffed toy penguins cannot breed
They can't get high by smoking weed
They follow me around sometimes
They won't leave me alone
And then while I am gone
They make prank calls on my phone
Stuffed toy penguins they look so cute
But if you turn your back they'll try to steal all your loot
I didn't want to know
I didn't want to see
The way those penguins
Made a fool out of me
They wrote bad words
They scribbled in my books
They showed up on my TV
Then they gave me dirty looks
