It's good to simplify and combine
Useful tools into one design
Economy of purpose should be realized
Anything less would be uncivilized!

Spork, spork, it's called a spork!
It's part spoon, it's part fork
Spork, spork, it's called a spork!
If you don't have one, you're a dork!

Made of titanium and so it's light
For taking on hikes, it's just right
Unique design makes it kind of cute
Perfect for gelatin, pudding, or fruit!