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      Although the word ass is used in the Bible, many people still consider it to be an impolite word. Most people realize that ass has three meanings: donkey, jerk, or derriere (aka, buttocks). However, ass also gets used an an intensifier in the following examples:
EXAMPLEMEANING
bad ass dudevery bad dude
crazy ass bitchextremely crazy bitch
dumb ass zombieincredibly dumb zombie
wet ass catextraordinarily wet cat
Basically, common intensifiers are words such as very, extremely, or incredibly and they are used to emphasize the adjective they precede. However, when ass is used as an intensifier the order is changed so that the word ass comes after the adjective it modifies. Generally speaking the grammatical formula looks like this:

ADJECTIVE + ASS + NOUN




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Soaking wet cat in the rain
Soaking wet cat
Brain dead zombie so insane
Don't be like that

Grammar can be such a quagmire
Who knew that donkey could be an intensifier

Soaking wet cat in the rain
Soaking wet cat
Brain dead zombie so insane
Don't be like that


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