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He used to eat a lot of oreos
That's why he used to be so fat!
Oreos contain a lot of sugar and lard
He don't need any of that!

An oreo cookie's like a poison pill
That tastes so good, but hurts your still

Sugar and lard between chocolate wafers
A taste that's kinda hard to resist
It seems like all those advertising dollars
Should be spent on something better than this!