When I'm not home I worry about bugs
Crawling on my floor and on my rugs
They think they own the place when I'm away
They get into my cereal and play

If I had a home surveillance system
I'd use it to remotely kill 'em
I'd hook up a robotic laser shooter
And I'd kill those bugs from my computer

I'd kill bugs
I'd hunt 'em down
I'd kill bugs
It's the best computer game around!