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Horny Toad


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Consider the placid horny toad. Underneath its calm exterior lies a seething core of rage and anger ready to erupt at the slightest provocation...

I've been told that a horny toad
Can shoot blood out of its eye
It seems to me that's gotta be
One painful way to cry

Camoflage and shooting blood
Defensive mechanisms
Accurate to five feet
Explosive aneurysms

To do this the horny toad must restrict the blood flow leaving its head, thereby building up tremendous pressure and eventually rupturing the tiny vessels around its eyelids releasing a hot shooting stream of righteously angry blood!


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