Freshly gathered off the ground
The best darn donkey turds around
Scooped up and sliced to size
Fresh and tasty delicious pies

A gift you will not wanna miss
For those named on your special list
To get beyond that nasty grudge
I suggest the sweetest fudge

Show you care and so much more
Delivered with love to the door
Just go online and order some
It's the perfect gift for worthless scum!

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