Every single day she's got something to say
The same damn thing in a slightly different way
Her stupid little thoughts border on outrageous
I hope to god that it ain't contagious

Verbal abuse exchanged routinely
And some folks express themselves obscenely
It's all about the face time in the little square
That shows up on your computer screen somewhere

Eight hundred thousand viewers just can't be wrong
The clips keep coming and they're still going strong
There's something entertaining about a drama queen
Who likes talking to the camera so that she can be seen