I think my dog is brain dead
At least I'm pretty sure
My dog is plain retarded
And I don't think there's a cure!

My dog is so stupid
He barks all night and sleeps all day
My dog is so stupid
He pooped on the rug just the other day
My dog is so stupid
He farts all night and sleeps all day
My dog is so stupid
I left the gate open, he won't run away!