He's a crusty tortoise
   Crawling on the ground
He's a crusty tortosie
   Ambling around
He's a crusty tortoise
   Skin's so thick and scaly
He's a crusty tortoise
   He comes out almost daily

Spending all his time in his shell
What he's feeling is hard to tell
Skin so thick, it's tough as nails
His crusty attitude never fails

He's a crusty tortoise
   Eating watermelon
He's a crusty tortoise
   You won't ever hear him yelling
He's a crusty tortoise
   From the desert of California
He's a crusty tortoise
   I just thought I oughta warn ya!