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2010:
Lake Baikal
Legalize and Tax Marijuana
Hang Out with Asses!
PREZ
Flower Power
Rosy Boa
Evil Willie
Tarantula Instrumental
Sand Dune
Fancy Restaurant
Legalize the Weed!
Evil Animals
Ugly Shirt
Featured
Dancing Fingers
Spork
Pipistrelle
Horny Toad
Open Source
Shameless (Book Song)
9000 Penguins
Pencil
Butt Song
Nectar of the Gods
Mr. Legs
Scorpion!
Daypack Song
Paper Towels
2009:
Gosh Darn Cat
Fresh Brownies
Toilet Paper Rolls
Door Song
Penguin Therapy
Potted Plant Song
Digestion
I Kill Spiders
Toast
Watermelon Steak
Onions
Weird Stuff
Chicken Crazy Cat
Trapezium
Used Toilet Roll Tubes
The Boy w/ Hole Through Head
Tarantula 2009
Tarantula 2008
Tarantula 2006
Tarantula 2005
Brussel Sprouts and Broccoli
Subscription Song
Office Space
Washing Vehicles
Kitty Kat
Plant Hunter
Haircut
SD Card
Raw Meat
Stupid Perl Trick
Tarantula!
Stuffed Toy Penguins
Shake That Donkey
Wires
Plant Freak Song
Snakey Snake
Little Kitty
Slither
Damage
Slacker G2
Bees
Gotta Lotta Shoes
Vicious Donkeys
Colorful Turtle
Politicians
Crusty Tortoise
Lice Cream
Read a Book
Top blackturtleus Videos:
Sexy Governor
Vlogging is Hard
NCLB
Katie's Opinion
Blackturtle Show
Teddy
Sister Margaret Mary
Scary Bear
Cosmonaut
Super Ed
The Bush Legacy
Drunk Lisa
Mutilation
Random Plants
All Kinds of Books
Kill the Cat
Pumpkin Guts
Travis and Jonathan
Hot Wads of Cheese
Attack of the Shoes
Alien Abduction
Nick Jonas
Teacher
Selling and Lying
The Truth Does Not Exist
Stupid Dog
Mad Hog Disease
Shoe Hunters
Songs for Future Videos:
Apples
Dino Girl
Cactus
Jesus Saves
Lost Puppies
Cute Little Bird
Anti-Oreo Song
Lizard Stomp
Beaver Dam
Stupid Cat Annoying Song
Tonight
Hotter
Toilet Seat
The Truth About UFOs
The Forest Story
What Does It Take?
Protected
Spank
VD Song
Christmas Hopes and Joy v1
Christmas Hopes and Joy v2
Santa's Last Stop
Holiday Inflatibles
Dead Bunny
Sweet Cow 'o Mine
Enthusiasm
КОШКА
Lice / Nalts / Evil Willie
Charlie's Family (Used by Nalts!)
Lemons (Used by Nalts!)
Nalts Has Lice!
Heinz Lice Cure
Kill Bugs
Toad Kisser
Wearing Women's Clothes

Fred-Related Songs
Fred's a Tree!
Fred's Mom is Fat!
How to Stalk Like a Pro!!!
Don't Swim
Montana

Short Instrumentals:
forgetful
relax / hay
dirty carpet ride
twisted turban
slick
extra fuzzy please
lentil soup
video intro filler
out of place
close up view
god of blunders
incoherently

The songs and vidoes on this page are just something I do to amuse myself. The production quality is pretty low. It's best to think of them of quick song or video sketches, sort of like song or video demos. Many people don't share my sense of humor. That's to be expected, but most people recognize that we all have the right to express ourselves. So, if you are in some way offended, just don't watch or listen!
ALL SONGS AND VIDEOS
by Randy McGirr
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